Great Wolf Lodge Water Park – Stanton

This four star hotel located at 12681 Harbor Blvd has a water park on site with water slides, bowling, an arcade, wave pool and all kinds of fun stuff. If you’re coming from out of town, this is a great place to stay or visit for the day if you’re a local. Hell, I live in the area and I still go stay here sometimes when I just need to get away from it all.

You order room service, maybe have a massage, a nice meal and then you go buck wild riding water slides all day. It’s the cure for at least 300 known ailments and a suitable replacement for psychopharmacology (editor’s note: that’s all wild exaggeration please don’t sue us for saying that). Water slides and wave pools are enough fun on their own but bowling? Give me a break. It’s one of the great American pastimes. I happen to hold the record for most consecutive strikes while ghosting a rip from the live resin cartridge.

I also hold a world record for the only man to go down all the water slides while under the influence of 500 mg of edibles. It is completely inadvisable to try and best me in this department legally, morally and spiritually so don’t even bother. Just go book yourself a stay and live a little.

Visit https://www.greatwolf.com/southern-california?utm_source=google&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=gmb-anaheim and try to not have the time of your life!