Golf N Stuff near Oxnard

Golf N Stuff is a fun, quirky little amusement park about a 20 minute drive from our Catalyst Oxnard Cannabis Dispensary at 5555 Walker St. There’s mini golf, bumper boats, go-karts and all manner of fun to be had, with or without the kids but preferably under the influence of some top shelf California cannabis from Catalyst. I’m not sure if it’s actually illegal to drive go-karts while stoned.

That would be very funny to me if it were because I can’t imagine a better time to be had. Mini golf is an often overlooked pastime that I’ve always thought is vastly more enjoyable than its normal-sized counterpart. Putting is the best part of normal golf anyway, why not add whimsical mini windmills and ghastly cartoon sculptures taken directly from the meanest nightmares of mankind with a gaping mouth waiting for you to send your neon-colored golf ball soaring through. It’s all such wholesome fun. To say nothing of the bumper boats would be a sin. It’s low-speed, high violence action with the added bonus of water. Decimate your opponents with a crash and a splash to let them know that you are in charge.

What are you waiting for? Get down there immediately dear reader. It’s imperative.

Visit http://golfnstuff.com/ventura/info.html to play some golf and crush some Arnold Palmers!