Natural History Museum of Los Angeles County near Figueroa St

This beautiful museum is about a 15 minute drive from Catalyst Figueroa at 900 Exposition Blvd and has tons of exhibits including actual dinosaur skeletons that are massive in person. When’s the last time you saw an honest-to-god dinosaur skeleton up close and personal? The nation’s leading medical experts have recommended a twice-yearly saunter into the nearest museum for the purpose of viewing prehistoric fossils and such.

Now the prevailing opinion among these doctors and scientists is that when you take 12 or 20 big hash rips and subject the eyeballs and brain to images from the times of the cavemen, it activates neural pathways that the brain no longer has any need for. This carries with it all sorts of mental benefits that act as a sort of counter to the negative effects of modern living incurred from too much Tik Tok, fast food and arguing online with bots.

But it is absolutely necessary to get as high as you can muster before going, to enhance the feeling that these dinosaurs might be real and could come alive at any moment like that Ben Stiller movie which reasonably should have starred Nicholas Cage but alas, you can’t always get what you want. Is all of this complete bullshit? Probably, yes. But it’s still pretty cool to get high and go look at dinosaurs and what else are you even doing with your time that’s so important you can’t make time to do that?

Visit https://nhm.org/ to get your prehistoric vibes movin!